I worked on a javascript panorama viewer today but gave it up when I realized the clipping would never work out (needs an iframe).
I tried working on some nifty image fading code but gave that up when I realized each image element would have to be custom-fitted with it.
So I tried working on a moon phase calendar to overcome my boredom but lost interest when I couldn't find a place for it on the page. The final calculation takes 30 different trig terms anyways.
I tried to speed my computer up, but it just overheated and I had to send it to time-out corner before it would behave itself again.
I tried some javascript that promised to automatically round the corners of all my div blocks but took it out when I realized the library was 150k in extra overhead.
I tried swing dancing but it just wasn't for me. I can't move and have trouble touching strangers.
I've tried explaning to my sister's relationally-optmistic friend that there are no girls where I work. I work with software and metal.
I wanted to hope for the future just a little but then I saw this:
(From "American Digest").
But ya gotta admit, that picture of shamu killing man is pretty bitchin'.
Posted by eric at February 18, 2006 11:35 PM