Hey You, the girl with the Funky 70s Sunglasses -
June 21, 2005
To the girl in the parking lot: Please do not kill me.
I realize you're in a hurry to get to the municipal lot and blast your classical music or whatever it is you do while sitting in your car around the time I usually arrive. But please, I'm just a working stiff.
I know it was as much a surprise to you as it was to me that the door I was opening came into time/space conflict with the parking space you were zinging into. But that doesn't excuse the sheer speed of the zing.
We can work this out amicably. But not if I'm a corpse.
Posted by eric at June 21, 2005 04:35 PM