Sweet. It looks like Tommy Hook (purple guy, from below) has a good start on his own character self-immolation.

Los Alamos Whistle-Blower Blows It On Lap Dance:

• Mr. Hook wanted to go to a topless bar so he told his wife that he had gotten a tip from someone who wanted to meet him late at night. (Pretty darn good excuse).
• He drives to a topless bar called “Cheeks” to meet the tipster, who’s probably named Tiffany or Amber.
• He goes in and gets one or more “table dances”
• He consumes six beers.
• On the way out he gets into an altercation and gets his ass kicked.
• He thinks, ‘how am I going to explain getting my ass kicked at Cheeks to my wife’?
• He realizes that if the beating was related to the Los Alamos case, he’d be seen as a righteous victim by his wife, the media and all.

The story was a real stretch to begin with. Cheeky, if you will.

From the India desk:

I AM ENRAGED! SERIOUSLY, FURIOUSLY APOPLECTIC! No, not over flag burning, that's so passe: Two governors make big deal about small change.

Posted by eric at June 11, 2005 10:48 AM

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