Have you ever wondered what celebrities really think? Have you ever asked yourself: "What would Lorenzo Lamas do in this situation?" Or maybe: "What's Wendy Malick's opinion on automobile ownership?"
If so, here's the page for you!
This gem is from "Leeza Gibbons": "There oughta be a law that nobody should ever get Alzheimer's disease. And if it has to exist, there oughta be a law that everybody can afford their medication. Are you listening Congress? That there will be research and development to come up with cures. Are you listening?"
Hey congress, while you're working on those particular pieces of legislation maybe you can put a clause in there somewhere awarding ERIC his own personal army of Oompa-Loompas and a magical tropic-forest bio-dome with high waterfalls and rivers of Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. Optionally, depending on how far you're willing to raise the debt ceiling, I'd like a security force comprised entirely of flying monkeys and Ligers.
I've heard there's some problems with congential defects in frogs, but parading this poor, deformed creature around smacks of exploitation:
Posted by eric at April 20, 2005 11:30 AM
Comments
I love it when celebrities speak out. It usually just reminds me how out of touch they are with common folk.
Posted by: Black Java at April 21, 2005 12:14 PM
I love it when celebrities speak out. It usually just reminds me how out of touch they are with common folk.
Posted by: Black Java at April 21, 2005 02:02 PM
Well.. let's face facts here: the celebrities are screwed whether they answer seriously or not. If they answer seriously they look pompous, trying to preach from a pulpit that doesn't exist. If they answered facetiously, they get invisible punks like me poking fun at them.
It's all part of celebrityhood.
Posted by: Eric at April 21, 2005 11:08 PM