Excellent punk band names discovered while doing my taxes:

Accelerated Death Benefits: That's fucking right on, is it not? They could have opened for Black Flag in 83. "I went to ADB last night and a skinhead kicked me in my face! I can't really blink ever again! They rule!"

Worthless Securities: A punk derivative situation, sort of like Suicidal Tendencies, but with skinny white guys from Kansas. Dog-eared book on the van dashboard to impress the 15 year old girls they bed? Ayn Rand's Fountainhead.

Posted by eric at April 22, 2005 03:49 PM

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