December, 2006 [Reset]
Ghost Riding The Whip
MODESTO, Calif. (AP) - "Ghost riding the whip'' - a stunt in which a driver gets out of his car and dances around and on top of the slowly moving vehicle to a thumping hip-hop beat - has gotten at least two people killed, led to numerous injuries and alarmed police on the West Coast and beyond.

"Ghost riding'' refers to the absence of a driver. "The whip'' is urban slang for your car. Typically, the driver drops the car into neutral and dances around and on top of the vehicle while it inches forward.

I no longer care how they come up with this stuff. I'm just glad they do.

12/29/2006 4:43 AM
 
Prove you are Human!
After a fresh bout with comment spam, I've finally done that thing I said I would: You must type in '343' in order to leave a comment.

If it doesn't work, just leave a comment.

(I'm so funny!)
12/28/2006 9:08 AM
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A Very Nuwaubian Christmas Post
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You saw the two pyramids as you rounded the bend in the highway. They were several stories high, rising above the Georgia pines. One was black and one was golden. If your car windows were rolled down, you could hear an ummmmm coming from unseen speakers.

As the road made another bend, the entire complex came into view: the sphinx, the temple of the bull-god, the groves of fake palm trees, the thirty-foot-high golden ankhs, the rows of statues of animal-headed Egyptian deities, and—in some ways strangest of all, given the setting—a billboard that read JOHN 3:16. This was Tama-Re, the compound of the United Nuwaubian Nation of Moors. These photographs were taken shortly before the place was bulldozed.

When I lived in Georgia this compound was a few miles down the road. I drove by it on a couple of occasions but only slowed down a little. Never stopped. (Bad vibes!)

I have to admit I'm a little relieved to see that the place was demolished. The link has a cool slideshow and a little background, though I find this page more interesting. It's from the "Center For Antroufology". Nice.

For the curious, I think this is the former site. From boingboing.
12/25/2006 10:52 AM
 
12/24/2006 5:33 AM
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Welcome To Winter
Today is the Winter Solstice, the shortest day of the year for the northern hemisphere. It also happens to be the Twin Cities' first real snowfall of the season! Big, fluffy flakes on top of half-ice slush. It's about time.
12/21/2006 1:21 AM
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Pac-Man hits the road

The Wright County sheriff heard from his deputies about the whimsical road art and decided to take a look for himself.

Sheriff Gary Miller cruised east from Buffalo to the stretch of Hwy. 55 with large, white ovals painted by the state to slow tailgaters by showing drivers how far apart to stay. About halfway through the stretch he saw the unauthorized addition: a giant rendition of a yellow Pac-Man, the jaws from the 1980s video game trailblazer, attacking an oval dot on the pavement.
Story here -- I drive over this every morning just as I get on the road. Didn't think there was an entire story in it, but the Strib decided otherwise.
12/20/2006 11:40 AM
 
Digg for Wii
For you Wii nuts out there: http://wiigg.wiinintendo.net/
12/19/2006 11:35 AM
 
Merry Spamonday
There's nothing quite like the feeling of logging in on Monday morning and finding hundreds of spam comments. I've got to add a CAPCHA or something, but it'll be easy. You'll just have to type the number 343 in the box that says "type the number 343".

343: Because I like it.
12/18/2006 9:52 AM
 
Coincidentally...
Over the last few months I've had a couple of strange experiences that go like this: Minding my own business, away from work, I suddenly spot one of my co-workers. I'm never quite sure if it's really her, and I haven't been able to look back to confirm. Happened two or three times.

Last night, walking down a side-street downtown (almost 30 miles from work), I see a couple walking towards us and at first glance I'm saying.. "It can't be!" It's her. We say "hi" and keep walking.

Now I'm convinced there really was something to all my previous sightings. So to celebrate the madness, here are the "Top 15 Strangest Coincidences".

My favorite:
The British actor Anthony Hopkins [who shot to fame as Hannibal Lecter] was delighted to hear that he had landed a leading role in a film based on the book The Girl From Petrovka by George Feifer. A few days after signing the contract, Hopkins travelled to London to buy a copy of the book. He tried several bookshops, but there wasn't one to be had. Waiting at Leicester Square underground for his train home, he noticed a book apparently discarded on a bench. Incredibly, it was The Girl From Petrovka. That in itself would have been coincidence enough but in fact it was merely the beginning of an extraordinary chain of events. Two years later, in the middle of filming in Vienna, Hopkins was visited by George Feifer, the author. Feifer mentioned that he did not have a copy of his own book. He had lent the last one - containing his own annotations - to a friend who had lost it somewhere in London. With mounting astonishment, Hopkins handed Feifer the book he had found. 'Is this the one?' he asked, 'with the notes scribbled in the margins?' It was the same book.
Close second:
Booth shot Lincoln at a theatre and was cornered in a warehouse. Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and was cornered in a theatre.
12/16/2006 11:52 AM
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McCain's Latest Contribution To Freedom of Expression
Senator: Illegal images must be reported
Millions of commercial Web sites and personal blogs would be required to report illegal images or videos posted by their users or pay fines of up to $300,000, if a new proposal in the U.S. Senate came into law.

...According to the proposed legislation, these types of individuals or businesses would be required to file reports [on predefined types of 'obscenities']: any Web site with a message board; any chat room; any social-networking site; any e-mail service; any instant-messaging service; any Internet content hosting service; any domain name registration service; any Internet search service; any electronic communication service; and any image or video-sharing service.
I frequently get "obscene" links posted into my comments. Does this mean that I could be held civilly or even criminally liable for violating the reporting requirements? The proposed law is, naturally, being justified as safeguarding children. It even says so in its name: Stop the Online Exploitation of Our Children Act.

What kind of monster are you if you don't support children's safety?

McCain has a dubious track record of winnowing free speech rights when politically expedient. "McCain-Feingold" gave us a byzantine system of airtime and campaign contribution (aka "speech") controls where endorsements must be filtered through a dense layer of lawyerese before being uttered by a select group of people. To what end? This last election saw the most money ever thrown at many congressional races and featured a never-ending barrage of special interest advertising.

Troubling to me at the moment since over the last couple of days I have seen "McCain", "Presidential", and most interestingly to me, "Pawlenty" uttered in the same sentence on several occasions. I hope Gov. Pawlenty has more sense than that.
12/13/2006 11:21 AM
 
Christmas Party
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I know someone else had the presense of mind to take lots of people pictures. I'll link them if and when they appear.
12/10/2006 11:05 AM
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Blogging Formats

This blog has been chugging along in much the same form for almost two and a half years now, farther back than the archives indicate because of the custom blogging software I experimented with earlier.

I'm not happy with it anymore. I'm weary of the software, weary of the big, empty text boxes that mostly discourage me from filling them up. Movable Type isn't bad but it is slow. Uploading photos is a major headache. It's all adding up to less and frankly, less interesting blogging.

I've been experimenting with micro-blogging: Snipr. It's a simple service with a bookmarklet that you click to post a page with. Not an original idea, but I found the coding fun. You can add your own Snipr user here.

I like the ease of use and I'd like to extend it to this space. Find something you like, click, and it's posted. Not the current process: pull up MT login page, login, click new entry, paste, format, and HTML-ize data, preview, post.

But is Snipr merely a bookmarking tool or the start of a blogging platform for something like this site? I don't know. But I do know I'm not happy with the way things are. I'd like to try some experiments on this space.

What do your dream blogging tools look like?
12/9/2006 12:05 PM
 
12/6/2006 9:42 AM
 
The Onion:Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution
TOPEKA, KS—In response to a Nov. 7 referendum, Kansas lawmakers passed emergency legislation outlawing evolution, the highly controversial process responsible for the development and diversity of species and the continued survival of all life.

...The sweeping new law prohibits all living beings within state borders from being born with random genetic mutations that could make them better suited to evade predators, secure a mate, or, adapt to a changing environment. In addition, it bars any sexual reproduction, battles for survival, or instances of pure happenstance that might lead, after several generations, to a more well-adapted species or subspecies.
Brilliant.
12/5/2006 5:28 AM
 
Ice Boats
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Looks like fun, but with a wind chill of 0F while just standing there you can count me out.
12/3/2006 4:14 AM
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All Hawaii Shots
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All the pictures from my trip to Hawaii are up in a photoset. So many I had to spring for the "Pro" version of flickr!
12/2/2006 4:26 AM
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