April, 2006 [Reset]
Why Picasa2's export should be avoided

I don't know what's wrong with Picasa2's JPEG export feature, but here's why I like the application but will never use it to post pictures. Evar.


On the left is a crop from an image that I exported with Picasa2's "Make a webpage..." feature. It has been contrast-enhanced to bring out the JPEG-artifact nastiness that was done when the image was written. To compare, I created a JPEG of the same portion of the image size in Photoshop, carefully matching the output JPEG to the size of the one Picasa2 created and did the same contrast enhancement. The difference between the two should be visible even to people who don't care about image quality.


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Making the JPEG immorality all the more egregious is the fact you can't change the quality setting when outputting a gallery of images. Strangely, you can -- if you just want to spit out one image -- but the JPEG quality setting here too is wonky. A setting of 90% creates gross looking small images while a setting of 100% creates nice looking images with obnoxiously huge file-sizes.


I'm such a snob.

4/30/2006 3:27 AM
 
A Mini Monster

I finally accomplished something I'd been meaning to do for a while now: I hooked my Mac Mini up to my TV. Oh yes, I feel waves of the jealousy emanating from my monitor from all the poor saps unlucky enough to lack a DVI input on their TV.


Pros:

  • Can sit on couch with wireless keyboard and mouse and surf.

  • DOSBOX is available for OS X so I can play my favorite PC DOS games on a TV courtesy of Apple.

  • Nintendo emulators give me the power to stomp Koopas awkwardly with the keyboard.

  • I can pipe music from any computer in the house through iTunes into my surround system.


Cons:

  • It's impossible to read text. It's too small and the resolution of the TV is lousy. (Made worse by the rear projector's long, slow slide into astygmatic miscalibration.) Browsers make it easy to make text on web pages bigger, but this usually destroys page formatting.

  • Turning the TV on and off while the Mini runs means that the screen will suddenly "roll up" so that the top is in the middle of the picture. It's impossible to fix without a reboot.

  • DOSBOX and the SNES emulators will try to change screen resolutions to match the original content. TV balks at displaying 320x240.


I forgot to mention one last pro, being that I feel like I've accomplished something. Hardly the truth, but good to pass on a cold, rainy day.
4/29/2006 11:44 AM
 
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The series finale of the best show on television is tonight. That's right, Arrested Development is getting canned. Collered. Pokied.

Fox bastards.
4/28/2006 6:02 AM
 
Small Violin, Playing
Our arena football team lost its 5th and final regular season game tonight. It was a good fight. This is what happens when a bunch of office workers and computer nerds decide they should play football.

We still have a shot at the playoffs, though. Theoretically we can still go all the way.

Theory.

Reality:

4/26/2006 12:14 PM
 
I think Justice Ginsberg sums up the week so far quite nicely:

4/25/2006 1:47 AM
 
The Master
I've been suffering lately thanks to a cold my brother passed along. I would describe the symptoms, but suffice to say they're nasty enough that I pretty much had to write off my entire weekend. So instead of Doing Something, I took a trip down memory lane with Master of Orion.

It's still as fun as it was back in 1994.

Here we are in an era of big-budget games that take millions of dollars and years to produce, but here I am playing a game with a native resolution much lower than screenshots below that was quite happy with the processing power of my 386. I think that since game projects have grown so large, leads have become more averse to failure. It's a trade: less creativity for less risk. Less risk, less possibility of commercial failure. More possibility that we'll end up on another "Library" level from Halo. <Hate seeps forth>

This isn't to say that all creatively risky or otherwise imaginative games will succede. Master of Orion 3 ended up deleted from my machine after little more than an hour because it broke the mold. Then it kicked the mold while it was down and told me I was stupid for liking it to begin with. Thanks to the DOSBOX there'll always be good old MOO1.

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There's a project called FreeOrion that looks promising, but it's a long ways from being done. Maybe it just goes to show that all these newfangled, 3D accelerated, anti-aliasing font subsystems just gets in the way of real game development.

Not that you have a choice. You want your game to look like crap?
4/23/2006 9:38 AM
 

Cruise baby name puzzles Israelis



JERUSALEM (Reuters) -- Suri, the name chosen by Hollywood couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for their newborn daughter, is raising more than its share of interest in Israel.


It means "get out of here" in the local language, Hebrew.


News of the naming puzzled even those Israelis who thought they had seen it all after pop diva Madonna turned the ancient Jewish mystical tradition Kabbalah into a faith for the famous.


"I really don't know what they were thinking when they chose this name. It's a term that denotes expulsion, like 'Get out of here'," said Gideon Goldenberg, a linguistics professor at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. "It's pretty blunt."



In other news, is it a good sign that Israelis have enough time to worry about what Cruise named his kid and not other nuclear-trimmed problems?

4/23/2006 1:06 AM
 

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Spring is the best time of year. Long days, cool temps, no bugs. Evening colors have been putting a smile on my face lately.


I guess it's just me, though. Last night I had the muncipal beach in Buffalo entirely to myself. I guess "lonesome beach" and "friday night" are generally not a popular combo.


4/22/2006 10:51 AM
 
Pretty = Distracting
Sex cues ruin men's decisiveness

Catching sight of a pretty woman really is enough to throw a man's decision-making skills into disarray, a study suggests.

Men about to play a financial game were shown images of sexy women or lingerie.

The Proceedings of the Royal Society B study found they were more likely to accept unfair offers than men not been exposed to the alluring images.


Amazing, but pretty much any woman could tell you that. Also, a surprising genetic quirk...

The men's testosterone levels were also tested - by comparing the length of the men's index finger compared to their ring finger.

If the ring finger is longer, it indicates a high testosterone level.


Needless to say, this was quickly followed by an in-depth examination of the relative lengths of my fingers. I'm happy to report that my ring fingers are ridiculously longer than my index fingers.
4/21/2006 1:43 AM
 
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4/20/2006 11:59 AM
 
Creak, Groan
Football game last night beat me up, but not as bad as the company accountant who sprained his ankle and made a trip to the ER. Needless to say, he was not at work today. We lost but put up a good fight. Again. Two games left.

Please enjoy this sign from No One Lives Forever 2. I've almost got it finished, so possible blogging improvements are close:

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4/19/2006 6:36 AM
 
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That's right! After a mere 6 months in the offing, Spring finally arrives in the upper midwest.
4/16/2006 6:00 AM
 
More Weekend Mop-up
I gave my Reversi game a little extra pep, it now looks forward an additional move into the future. I can't beat it anymore.



It's too nice to be inside much longer, though. 68F and sunny, just right for lounging.
4/16/2006 2:55 AM
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RIP gla55pak.com
I do realize that blogging has been light and/or retarded lately. My mind has just been too chock full of stuff to put anything quality down.

That said, I'd like to cite the passage into domain de-registration of gla55pak.com, my former home.

Also: At a coworker's suggestion I briefly considered just exactly how cool it would be to map these satellite images onto a globe of the Earth you could load up and play with. Couple of problems: Don't bother with the C# texture-mapping code that exists in the frameworks CsGL or NeHe -- they're broken. Also, the maps are already in Mercator projection, which means that I'd have to do some funky non-linear transform on the image to make it useful for texture mapping. Last, plugins for Google Earth are already available to do this (and they're pretty sweet).

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4/15/2006 11:49 AM
 
Lossless JPEG Rotation
Almost picture-taking season, so this tool's for anyone who really likes taking pictures in portrait:


4/15/2006 4:16 AM
 
Hours/Day Ratio A Bit Slim
ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat

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ATF agents are always on alert for anything suspicious — including ninjas.

Jeremiah Ransom, a sophomore from Macon, was leaving a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was detained.

After being held in investigative detention, he was found to have violated no criminal laws and was not arrested.

“It was surreal,” Ransom said. “I was jogging from Wesley to Snelling when I heard someone yell ‘freeze.’


Go Bulldogs!
4/13/2006 6:32 AM
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Tuesday Wrapup
Tonight's arena football game was a bust. That's what happens when a group of 30-ought-something office workers play fresh-from-high-school jocks. Too beat to blog, so in lieu of that:

4/11/2006 7:57 AM
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It's a t-shirt that everyone would look good in. Plus: I'm running Windows without a swap file!! Isn't that crazy? It feels good, too, like the freedom of a warm summer br<This post truncated due to lack of virtual memory>
4/10/2006 12:25 PM
 
Not-so-"Simple Weather" Gripes
While I'm griping: The National Weather Service has XML forecast feeds for any point in the US out to like two weeks. You just give it latitude and longitude and you're ready to, err, forecast. But for current conditions feeds, sorry, you'll have to look those up locations manually. NWS provides an XML listing of METAR weather reporting stations with latitude and longitude data -- so you could attempt to add a feature that automatically determines which station to use -- but those fields are almost always "NA". Helpful.

There's a list of METAR sites here, so I've written a parser for it. Try it out, it should report the nearest available METAR site for your zip code:


 

Extending this, we can screen scrape NOAA's METAR lookup page for the current conditions at a listed station. Now, I can report conditions for any location based on a zip code. Unforunately this is METAR format -- next step is to parse that data into something (normal human) readable.


 


METAR E.g.:
KCFE 091755Z AUTO 16011G18KT 10SM SCT110 13/M01 A3004 RMK AO2 T01281006 10128 20015
4/9/2006 10:43 AM
 
Flipping the bozo bit on Numb3rs
While I'm not a big fan of the show and its eponymous, thinly-veiled exploitation of anything that sounds vaguely math-ish to fill its 44-minute allotment, I would watch every now and then. It was okay. It's got pseudo-geek-protagonists. Plus the guy from Northern Exposure and the dad from Independence Day.

Last night it joined the ranks of CSI, JAG, and anything with Jenna Elfman and Charlie Sheen in my bozo-bitted TV pantheon. Why?

Last night's epsiode was about a school shooting, perpetrated by hard-core goth-esque GAMERS. "Ever heard of an MMORPG? It's a world that's all around us!" One of the shooters explains before his arrest. His rationale for blasting away randomly in the hallways? "Do you know what it feels like to be treated like you don't exist?" By the popular kids and sport team captains, of course. It's not just this

Kicker number #1: These Violent Gamers were tricked into shooting up the school by a wily hot girl who wanted the steroid-abusing jocks whom she'd written a story about in the school paper dead.

Kicker number #2: These steroid-abusing jocks didn't like the expose so they raped the wily hot girl, who, just before the end of the episode calmly explains this all to the FBI agents who came to ask her some question. Oh yeah, and she was actually the shooter who hunted them all down.

Kicker number #3: Dorkward, absent-minded late-40s math professor asks early-thirties hott FBI agent out on a date. She accepts and they have a Good, completely Not Awkward, Time.

While none of these twists on their own are sufficient for me to bozo-bit a program I usually like watching, all of them together proved to be entirely too much. Worse was the fact these twists were obvious just 2 minutes into the program. Bit flipped.
4/8/2006 12:10 PM
 
Rainbow Bombs:Nukes In Space
There's an audience for almost anything. For instance, I like watching big bombs blow up. Luckily for me someone has produced a movie about it. "Nukes In Space" is ostensibly a historical overview of the development of ballistic, nuclear-tipped missles. But better than that, it's a delivery mechanism for videos of insanely large bombs going off. Just my style.

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The last explosion clearly was not on purpose.
4/6/2006 12:01 PM
 
Eye Candy Upgrade













My moon phase image now has specifiable colors, so I can kick it Warhol-style. You can try it, too, just change the BG and FG colors in the query:

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4/5/2006 9:30 AM
 
It Sounded Good At The Time
Handing a bank teller a note saying you're here for the money as an April Fools' prank: What could possibly go wrong?

A Crow Wing County sheriff's deputy stopped the woman at a highway intersection in Brainerd, where she was arrested for disorderly conduct. Bolduc says the woman said she was very sorry. But he says the joke wasn't a good idea.
4/5/2006 1:08 AM
 
How would Jesus...
...kick heathens' asses?

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Well guess what? Vlad has finally released his "next level" in Russian fighting. I call it "Russian Disarming" and it's an astonishingly advanced and easy-to-learn program based on a 10th century Christian Orthodox fighting system.

...

Okay... I'll admit, this "Russian Disarming" fighting style looks weird — loose and wild -- but man does it work like crazy! Easy to learn... simple... and brutal. Believe me, this will work for you too... if you let it.

Because (and this may sound strange) with "Russian Disarming"...
The "Power Base"
Comes From LOVE.

That's right... I said love.


You've really done it this time, Vlad! Read on...
4/4/2006 10:53 AM
 
Wither Weather?
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I got inspired yesterday after wading through some obnoxiously overburdened weather sites just to get the forecast. Clearly it's not done -- "Day +0"? -- but it's usable so I'm putting it out there.
4/3/2006 9:44 AM
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Alternate April Fool's
April Fool's Day: If everyone is in on it, who is left to fool?

We need to secretly distribute a date for an ALTERNATE April Fool's. Like September 19. That'll really be funny.
4/1/2006 4:35 AM
 
Can't Leave Well Enough...
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Here's a very-wide-field-of-view wallpaper version of the picture from a few days ago. This was my first panoramic stitch of the season, turned out pretty well (only 3 images, though). Color & brightness pretty well match the original view. I need to find some scenes with more contrast though.

Cleaned my camera sensor today since it had some noticable dust specks. She's happy now and I'm happy with the image quality I'm still getting. Here's some calibration shots:

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4/1/2006 4:17 AM
 
Reversi!
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Click the board to play. You'll need Firefox -- the javascript isn't working in IE and the debugging environment there is so poor I can't tell why. The computer player is a simple greedy algorithm and it does make some really stupid moves. In the future I might spruce it up with a nice minimax solver and make it really impossible to beat.
4/1/2006 1:38 AM